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The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly – Mother’s Day style

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Mother’s Day is rarely anything short of interesting in the Barlow household. Perhaps I’m just procrastinating finals week, but I wanted to write the rare Ryan excerpt on Barlowing in honor of Mother’s Day.

The Good:

Our neighbor’s have a weird 5 leaf plant growing through the fence, entering our yard. The leaves are similar to marijuana leaves (although, I’m near positive that it is not a plant of cannabis origin…according to google images). This morning, one of the bulbs on the plant blossomed into this awesome looking flower. By nightfall…it was closed up. Very strange plant indeed. You horticultural enthusiasts, please let me know what plant this is (and if I should call the cops).

The Bad:

Today for church, Elder’s Quorum took over the primary/nursery, so that all Mother’s could be in relief society. When I went to pick up Liv. The nursery had the strongest, most awful smell I have ever encountered in my life. I grabbed Liv as fast as I could, and we bolted out the door. Little did I know, I was bringing the culprit along with me. I assume the reason the nursery did not get us to change her diaper at church, was because they didn’t want to disturb Leslie on mother’s day, and they probably couldn’t find me (I was with the Primary). The drive home, even with the moonroof and all 4 windows open all the way, was unbearable. My apologies to the Elder’s Quorum survivors.

The Ugly:

The Twins and I made this chocolate cake from scratch (thanks Mom for the recipe). It tastes amazing, but it is the ugliest thing ever (we could’ve used Leslie’s help). I had planned on making fondant, but I forgot a key ingredient. So I was stuck with Buttercream frosting (which is impossible to style). Also, I didn’t apply enough cooking spray/flour to one of the round cake pans, so one of the layers ripped into pieces. We did play with some pre-made fondant for the dragonflies and butterflies. Hopefully next time (with Leslie’s help, we’ll have a better decorated cake to show).

Mothers:

Happy Mother’s Day to our on call nurse/pharmacist/baking consultant/doctrine apologist/ego inflatist/family support/mother Sylvia.

Happy Mother’s Day to our disaster relief/grandchild enthusiast/language consultant/fashion expert/family support/mother Lenore.

Happy Mother’s Day to our support beam/dedicated care giver/life support/music expert/religious lighthouse/photography enthusiast/family historian/mother and wife Leslie.

Earth Day 2010

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Look what two cute little insects I found hanging around the local Preschool!


A praying mantis named Madelyn…


And a fly named London (whose joy is underwhelming).


I’ve loved this particular preschool because we never know what to expect. This week was insect week, complete with all sorts of insect projects, a butterfly in a cocoon, and lastly, the insect parade. Each class got to be different insects! (Look closely: these little clevers wore their dragonfly dresses for the occasion!)


While Madelyn was obviously thrilled to sport the title of praying mantis, London kept saying, “Why didn’t they choose BUTTERfly instead of fly?” The classes also learned about recycling and taking care of the earth, even requesting a trash-less lunch on Thursday (as you can imagine I exhausted my entire tupperware collection trying to comply with trashless). And in combination with plant week last week, no one could have had a better month of April than my two little nature lovers.

And what’s Earth Day without–

my birthday. Ryan and I were able to have dinner downtown, where it turns out they go pretty hard core with Earth Day. Who would have guessed, ok everybody would have guessed-judging by these parts Earth Day could be the state holiday, or anthem. At any rate, it was nice to have a semi-quiet dinner with just us and Liv and do some shopping.


Waiting for me at home was a scavenger hunt, or attempt at one. L & M were separately assigned hot and cold and it got a little tricky when they both got shouting. Good thing they had already told me there was a lemon tree in the pantry…Nice little addition for our front porch.

And that’s how we Barlows kept it green.

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Saturday I went to the library kidless, and even then I couldn’t leave without picking up a few selections for the twins on the way out. One in particular:

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Oh look, a book about summer with a little girl on a swing. What could be better for two little girls who love swings and summer? Or rather, as we learned circa 8:30 pm tonight, the first chipper line in this book is:
Grandma and Grandpa are getting a divorce.
REALLY? The Days of Summer is about Grandma and Grandpa’s divorce? By the time I’d read the first line out loud to the twins, at least the part down to the last word that kind of, trailed: ‘divoooooor– hmmmm!’
Ryan snickering in the background, incredulous. And the next ten minutes or so trying to explain the pictures to the children without in fact disclosing an inkling of the story. Oh look, they’re eating ice cream! Oh look, they’re going to bed. Finally Maddie asks, “Are you reading it or just telling it?”
Don’t get me wrong, I have no qualms about explaining hard life events to children via storybooks. Our potty training book did wonders, even down to the fact that the main character, who happened to have blonde hair, triumphantly explained ‘I don’t like to be dirty! I don’t like to be wet!’ From then on, she became the little pigtailed, potty-trained heroine of the story, not to mention of our lives. We brought home story books about moving and starting school, and especially about being a big sister. Yes, I would say we rely on books quite often in life, except to explain life events that frankly, and thankfully, aren’t events in our life.
And so, for the next three weeks Ryan and I will have to circumvent the actually story part of this story, maybe concocting a whole new tale out of the pictures of a sad, sad looking mom and a sad, sad looking dad. I might also note there is no mention in the story of swings, or summer for that matter, which makes a person wonder what could possibly bring about the title, Days of Summer. I guess the old ‘book by its cover’ adage holds true even for kids books…a brief flip-through could have prevented the whole thing. Oh well, at least The Great Pig Search did not disappoint!

The Projects

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Flooring Installation from ryan barlow on Vimeo.

Leave it to Ryan and James to make any project, dead or alive, into a film project-installing our laminate floor was no exception. James came up with the idea to time lapse the project; for us newbies that means setting the camera to take a picture every ten seconds. It was fascinating to see the footage that surfaced-watch for snippets of: Ryan changing a diaper, L & M’s art projects on the cement, not to mention some sort of Kung Fu match, all the while Livvy running rampant. Early Valentine’s Day morning I came downstairs to a new laminate floor, perfectly documented via time lapse. I can’t believe they did it in just a day. And as much time as James put into helping install the floor, he was kind enough to edit this for us as well. Enjoy!

Baby Liv Turns One: a play by play

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We started off the day with a little surprise, compliments of Dad.


There was some jumping around in the background; at one point Madelyn accused London of “turning into the green-eyed monster,” and thank you Berenstein Bears for that handy catch phrase. After a long conversation it has been established that both twins would like a sock monkey in a shopping cart for Christmas.


Also, it was raining, so we scratched our Zilker Park train ride plans and headed to the Hoppin’ Hippo with cousins Gwen and Harry.


This time the kids weren’t so much about the hoppin’ as the costuming and playing house.


Who put High School Musical outfits in the costume boxes?
One of Liv’s few smiles of the day. With the discovery of three teeth coming in, Liv’s birthday was a mixture of tears, drool, and burying her face in mom’s shoulder. Not even a new sweater could cheer her up, though the above activities did make for a nice long nap.


A pizza party and marble fudge cupcakes, attempt #2; attempt #1 at cupcakes having failed miserably around 11 pm last night upon my leaving out the eggs. Ever helpful Ryan happily sent me back to Walmart, seeing as he was burning the midnight oil on this school project, and needing some eggnog of the Halloween variety.


It was worth the trip for this face.


This shot perfectly illustrates her wings…
Same haircut as her Daddy.


Aunt Heather comes bearing gifts for our fashionistas…Halloween cats, in the nick of time for show and tell tomorrow.


Perfect accessory for London’s upcoming (what was it again?)
~Sleeping Beauty Princess Monster~
costume.

I can’t believe Baby Liv is one.